The plot takes place in New York, and in the present. In a Hotel called "Quicky" a professor blackmails a student of his into having sex with him. But when the professor puts on a condom, the carnivorous condom bites off his penis and disappears. Detective Mackaroni who gets the case thinks that the college girl just bit off her teacher's penis! Mackaroni goes to the motel himself to check out the crime scene, in the lobby he finds a gigolo named Bill and he asks him to follow him to crime room, there the two men attempt to have sex when they are suddenly interrupted by the attack of a killer condom.
01 Dec Killer Condom (1996)
No Protection
When I enter one of these worlds, I expect risk. Not by itself of course, but paired with clever insight, unusual metaphor or sliding perspective. But above all, risk. Their risk is my risk. Quite literally, I enter these film relationships promiscuously without protection, bare, expecting permanent change.
That’s why I have higher expectations for something like this. But alas, this is not a risky project. In fact, it wraps itself in 80’s satire and mundane fimmaking. It is too safe. It is as if its own condom kills it.
Posted in 2004
Ted’s Evaluation — 1 of 3: You can find something better to do with this part of your life.
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